February 23, 2025
News and Satire Today
The Meaning of Bohiney
The Meaning of Bohiney: An Expansive Exploration The Enigma of Bohiney In the sprawling landscape of language, where words rise…
March 12, 2025
Satirical Journalism
America’s ‘Soup Kitchen’ Status Suspended
America’s ‘Soup Kitchen’ Status Suspended by the United Nations A Tragic Blow to Global Begging Rights NEW YORK CITY—In a…
March 12, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Government Shutdown 2025
Government Shutdown 2025: America’s Favorite New Reality Show Episode 1: “Survivor: Washington, D.C.” Welcome back to America’s Favorite Unscripted Political…
March 12, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Elon Musk’s Worst Day Ever
Elon Musk’s Worst Day Ever: A Stock Crash, a Cyberattack, and a Memoir Written in Meme Format The Rise and…
March 12, 2025
Satirical Journalism
How Confused is Netflix?
Netflix’s ‘One Hundred Years of Solitude’: America Finally Notices Magical Realism (After Running Out of Superhero Franchises) Netflix Discovers Colombia…
March 12, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Tariffs Are Just a Tool
Tariffs Are Just a Tool: Like a Hammer, a Wrecking Ball, or a Flamethrower WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move…
March 11, 2025
Satirical Journalism
OpenAI’s Chain-of-Thought Monitoring
OpenAI’s Chain-of-Thought Monitoring: AI Now Overthinks Just Like You! The Brave New World of AI Overthinking For years, humanity has…
March 11, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Bienvenue to France
Bienvenue to France: An American’s Guide to Being Perpetually Confused “I moved to France for a better life!” That was…
March 11, 2025
Satirical Journalism
EU’s Empty Pockets Killed 100,000
The Great European Freeloader Fiasco: How the EU’s Empty Pockets Are Leading to Global Catastrophe By Ima Satirist The Blame…
March 11, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Government Subsidies and Junk Food Culture
The Great American Diet: How Your Tax Dollars Keep You Fat, Sick, and Wondering If Cheese Counts as a Vegetable…
March 11, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Mahmoud Khalil Returns to Gaza
Mahmoud Khalil Returns to Gaza, Immediately Files Customer Complaint Mahmoud Khalil, the Columbia University student-activist-turned-Gaza-deportee, finally arrived in his beloved…