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Child Star or Future Plaintiff?

Ryan Reynolds Faces Backlash and Legal Challenges

Ryan Reynolds is facing criticism after revealing that his 7-year-old daughter, Inez, delivered a sexually explicit line in the 2024 film “Deadpool & Wolverine.” In a commentary track, Reynolds disclosed that Inez portrayed a masked character who utters a crude remark involving Wolverine. He admitted that Inez was initially hesitant but agreed after learning other actors were being considered for the role. X (formerly Twitter)

This revelation has sparked backlash, with many questioning the appropriateness of involving a child in delivering such content. Critics argue that an adult voice actor could have been used instead. One Reddit user commented, “There’s no reason she needed to deliver that line herself. It’s a character with a mask and no visible mouth; it could easily have been dubbed over.” BuzzFeed

This incident adds to a series of controversies surrounding Reynolds and his wife, Blake Lively. They are currently involved in a legal dispute with actor Justin Baldoni, who has filed a $400 million lawsuit against them, alleging defamation and extortion related to the production of the film “It Ends With Us.” Decider

“Deadpool Daddy: Why Ryan Reynolds Deserves a Timeout from Parenting—and Hollywood’s Enabler Complex”

Reynolds’ House of Deadpool

Ryan Reynolds—charming Canadian, professional wiseass, and now… aspiring stage dad with a side hustle in questionable child psychology. In a recent behind-the-scenes commentary, Reynolds proudly revealed that he coached his 7-year-old daughter to deliver a vulgar line in Deadpool & Wolverine, a movie that is rated R, written in blood, and basically one long “do not try this at home” disclaimer.

And instead of asking any of the hundreds of desperate voice actors living off expired Top Ramen in North Hollywood, Ryan thought, “No, no—my baby girl should absolutely say that line about Wolverine’s groin. This is fine.”

Hollywood: “Totally fine! What’s your next project, Ryan?”

Daddy Issues, Delivered by a Minor

Let’s take stock. This is a grown man, with millions in the bank, access to Disney’s global PR machine, and a movie budget larger than Honduras’ GDP—yet he handed a script with crude one-liners to his daughter like it was a school play.

Even worse, the character is masked. There’s no visible mouth. She could have phoned it in. He could’ve hired a mime. He could’ve done the line himself and used helium. But no—he made his daughter earn the part in competition with other children.

“She beat the other kids for it,” Ryan bragged, as if we were all supposed to cheer like proud Little League parents. Sir, she didn’t win a trophy. She won exposure to Marvel’s creative crotch metaphors.

The Marvel Cinematic Parent Trap

Of course, this wasn’t just a case of artistic bad judgment. This was a full-blown audition for the Parenting Hall of Shame, curated right next to “Let Your Kid Be in a Michael Bay Movie” and “Gave My Toddler a TikTok Deal.”

Let’s be clear: this isn’t just cringeworthy. It’s professional-grade grooming with a Disney+ logo slapped on it.

Expert Opinion:
Dr. Sharon Drexler, a family therapist and frequent guest on morning talk shows, told us, “If you’re coaching your child to say ‘suck it, Wolverine,’ you’re not parenting—you’re casting.”

Why Hollywood Won’t Cancel Ryan Reynolds

Oh, Hollywood could toss Reynolds out on his well-moisturized Canadian ass. But it won’t. Because he’s Ryan. The telegenic Deadpool. The guy who brought maximum effort to minting money for billionaires.

You think the town that gave Jared Leto 30 chances and Roman Polanski a standing ovation is going to cancel the man behind Aviation Gin?

“He’s just so cheeky,” one executive reportedly said while sipping a $22 latte in Culver City. “Plus, Blake Lively is still hot, and we might need her for Season 3 of that lesbian vampire spinoff.”

Child Star or Future Plaintiff?

Remember when child actors used to be exploited behind the scenes? When a kid’s big trauma was being forced to star in Spy Kids 3? Now we’re grooming them on-mic, coached by their own fathers.

Personal story: My cousin once got grounded for saying “crap” during Sunday dinner. Ryan’s daughter is out here shouting profanity into a $3,000 studio mic while her dad adjusts her sound levels.

At what point do we admit the Hollywood work/life balance has tipped directly into felony?

A Family Affair… with Lawsuits

Let’s not forget, while this cinematic daycare was unfolding, Ryan and Blake were busy fielding a $400 million lawsuit from actor Justin Baldoni, who alleges defamation and extortion.

This isn’t just a parenting fail—it’s a parenting multi-verse. One where every version of dad is wearing Deadpool pajamas and ignoring court summons.

Helpful Content: A Practical Guide to Not Being Ryan Reynolds

How to Raise a Child Without Inviting Moral Collapse:

Don’t coach your kid to deliver dirty lines unless you’re being blackmailed by Ryan Murphy.
Don’t make your daughter compete for vulgar film roles like it’s Toddlers & Tiaras: Rated R Edition.
Do consider raising your children far, far away from Hollywood. Wyoming is nice. So is decency.

What the Funny People Are Saying

“Who needs bedtime stories when Daddy’s directing Deadpool 3: Daddy Daycare of Doom?” — Jerry Seinfeld
“Back in my day, your dad taught you to throw a baseball, not whisper about testicles into a mic.” — Ron White
“Ryan Reynolds made his kid audition to say something filthy. That’s not acting—that’s custody hearing foreplay.” — Sarah Silverman
“I’m not saying Ryan’s parenting is bad, but his daughter’s next role might be as a witness in a documentary called ‘Famous But F’ed Up.’” — Chris Rock

Final Scene: Reynolds, Redeemed? Not Quite.

Look, we all like a redemption arc. But that usually requires remorse. Reynolds, meanwhile, is still plugging Deadpool & Wolverine merch while high-fiving his kid for her “hilarious delivery.”

There’s a line between edgy and irresponsible, and Reynolds has not only crossed it—he built a highway extension and installed an exit ramp labeled “Daddy’s Career Insurance.”

Disclaimer

This article is a 100% human collaboration between two sentient beings—the world’s oldest tenured professor and a 20-year-old philosophy major turned dairy farmer. No children were coached to say profane lines in the making of this satire. Our only minor character was a goat named Rick who wandered into a podcast taping and said nothing profane, unless bleating counts.

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15 Observations About Ryan Reynolds Coaching His 7-Year-Old Daughter to Swear in a Deadpool Movie

1. “Deadpool & Parenting” Is Not a Real Parenting Style—But It Is Now.
Apparently Ryan Reynolds thought, “You know what my daughter’s missing? Professional experience in being wildly inappropriate.” Because nothing says bonding time like coaching your child to say “nut-punch” with emotional depth.

2. Who Needs a Babysitter When You Have a Microphone and a Marvel NDA?
Ryan didn’t just give her lines—he gave her legal exposure, union membership, and psychological plot twists before puberty. Can we get Child Protective Services an agent?

3. “Daddy, What’s My Motivation?” “Say It Like You’ve Been Kicked There.”
What kind of notes does a 7-year-old get on delivery? “Okay, sweetheart, imagine Wolverine really insulted your Beanie Boo.”

4. Somewhere, a Disney Executive Is Screaming into a Mickey Mouse Pillow.
You know the execs were like, “We finally got the rights to Deadpool and this is what happens? A second grader just shouted ‘suck it!’ into our $300 million investment!”

5. Reynolds’ Parenting Manual Is Just the Deadpool Script with Crayon Edits.
He reportedly told his daughter she could say the line only if she beat out other kids for the part. What is this—Toddlers & Tarantino?

6. And the Oscar Goes to… Daddy’s Tax Deduction.
Forget college funds. With SAG credits this early, she’ll qualify for a pension before she masters long division.

7. Meanwhile, Blake Lively Is Googling: “How to Divorce Someone Who Treats Fatherhood Like an SNL Skit.”
When your co-parent thinks it’s a good idea to let your kid roast Wolverine, you start drafting custody agreements in Comic Sans.

8. Marvel Phase 7: “Preschool Profanity Multiverse.”
Coming soon: “Baby Groot Learns to Say the F Word.” Executive produced by Ryan Reynolds’ daughter.

9. Reddit Called It ‘Disgusting’—Which Is Rich Coming from People Who Live in Their Mom’s Basement.
Internet users are shocked. Shocked! That a child might say something crass in a Deadpool movie. As if they don’t scream worse things at Fortnite characters daily.

10. Someone Please Explain to Ryan That ‘Method Acting’ Doesn’t Apply to Grade Schoolers.
Unless she’s playing a traumatized child actor in a gritty indie film titled “Daddy’s Little Deadpool,” maybe pull back on the Stanislavski.

11. You Know It’s a Problem When Even Hollywood Is Like, “Yikes.”
This is the town that cast Lindsay Lohan as a stripper at 12 and still thinks Ryan went too far.

12. Most Kids Have Imaginary Friends—His Kid Has a SAG-AFTRA Rep.
By age 10, she’ll be negotiating royalties, firing her publicist, and optioning her memoir: “Raised by Deadpool: A Love Story.”

13. The Lawsuit Plot Twist Deserves Its Own Marvel Post-Credit Scene.
While America’s still stuck on “Did she say what now?” Reynolds and Lively are being sued for $400 million—which is also the estimated therapy bill for their daughter’s adulthood.

14. Who Needs Pixar When You Have Trauma?
Her classmates are drawing rainbows and unicorns. She’s storyboarding Wolverine crotch jokes.

15. The Line Was Delivered by a Masked Character—So Why Not Just Hire a Grown Adult?
Because Reynolds said, “Honey, it’s a role you were born to play!” Which is a weird way to say “Daddy needs controversy to sell tickets.”