Satirical Journalism at Bohiney: For Readers Too Smart to Trust the News and Too Tired to Write Their Own Jokes

Let’s face it — if you’ve made it this far into 2025 without emotionally muting your news apps, you’re either a superhero or clinically addicted to disappointment.

At Bohiney Magazine, we salute your courage with what we do best:
satirical journalism for smart, tired people who understand the world is absurd — and simply refuse to go quietly into a group chat without at least one good joke.

We don’t do “fair and balanced.”
We do “funny and unfiltered,” because you deserve to laugh at the mess — without having to write the punchlines yourself.

Satirical Journalism: Because Facts Without Sarcasm Are Just Threats

The modern news cycle is an aggressive push notification.
But satire? Satire winks at you.

It says:

“Yeah, this is real. Yes, it’s that stupid. No, you’re not crazy. Now laugh before your nervous system files a formal complaint.”

Bohiney’s headlines don’t try to earn your trust.
They just tell the truth so well it hurts your ribs.

What the Funny People Are Saying

“Bohiney makes me feel seen, attacked, and also like I could maybe survive one more fiscal quarter.” – Jace E., satire-dependent millennial

“It’s like NPR if it were run by drama majors who journal too much.” – Liz T., freelance strategist and burnout hobbyist

“I stopped reading the news. Now I just read Bohiney and scream less.” – Dani K., reformed pundit

Headlines That Read Like Your Inner Monologue Finally Went Public

• “America Agrees to Postpone Feelings Until After Next Financial Crisis”

• “U.S. Infrastructure Rebuilt Using Duct Tape, TikTok Trends, and Denial”

• “Breaking: Everyone Knew This Was Coming and No One Did Anything, So Let’s Joke Instead”

We’re not here to fix the world.
We’re here to caption it before it implodes.

Satirical Journalism for the Emotionally Literate and Ironically Fluent

You’re too smart for spin.
Too aware for cable news.
Too tired to write your own satire.

That’s where we come in.

We distill all the rage, chaos, and existential flatulence of the modern world into fun-sized articles you can cry-laugh to over coffee or your third glass of wine.

Bohiney Writers: Trained in Both Journalism and Emotional Judo

Our team includes:

• A recovering press secretary turned metaphor mechanic

• A poet who only writes jokes now because reality outpaced verse

• One guy named Dave who only speaks in headlines and vibes

Every piece we write starts with one question:

“What would this sound like if the truth had finally snapped and learned stand-up comedy?”

Why Satirical Journalism Is the Genre of Champions (and Cowards Who Can’t Watch the News)

• Real news = emotional paralysis

• Satirical journalism = emotional processing disguised as laughter

• Bohiney = your support group, but with punchlines and less talking over each other

We make it funny.
We make it hurt.
And we do it on deadline.

Final Thoughts: If You’re Exhausted, Smart, and Still Clicking — Satirical Journalism Is Your Genre

You’ve been tricked before.
You’ve trusted headlines.
You’ve read 40 articles about a tweet and one about democracy.

We get it.
We see you.
And we’re here to write the jokes you would’ve written if you weren’t busy dissociating.

This isn’t news.

This is emotional triage for the terminally informed.

Auf Wiedersehen.

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