February 23, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Zuckerberg’s Brain-Reading Technology
Zuckerberg’s Brain-Reading Technology: Because Free Will Was Overrated Anyway Meta’s Latest Invasion of Privacy is Here, and It’s in Your…
February 23, 2025
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MLB’s Robo-Umpires
MLB’s Robo-Umpires: The Machines Have Taken Over—And They’re Calling the Game Baseball Just Got a Firmware Update For over a…
February 23, 2025
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The H-1B Visa Program Controversy
The H-1B Visa Program: Importing Cheap Labor, Exporting Common Sense From “Specialized Talent” to “Specialized Savings” How the H-1B Visa…
February 21, 2025
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Politicians Continue to Argue
Breaking News: Politicians Continue to Argue, World Spins On Washington, D.C.— In an utterly predictable… The post Politicians Continue to…
February 21, 2025
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Kash Patel’s First Hour as FBI Director
Kash Patel’s First Hour as FBI Director: A Masterclass in Crisis Management—or Stand-Up Comedy? The… The post Kash Patel’s First…
February 21, 2025
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Mitch McConnell Retires
Mitch McConnell Retires: Nation Braces for Least Exciting Plot Twist in History Old Turtle Exits,… The post Mitch McConnell Retires…
February 21, 2025
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Elon Musk vs. Mogensen (the Socialist Astronaut)
Elon Musk vs. The Socialist Astronaut: The Twitter Smackdown That Settled the Space Debate The… The post Elon Musk vs.…
February 21, 2025
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Chris Kluwe
Is Chris Kluwe Kluweless? Former NFL “punter” Chris Kluwe was arrested during a Huntington Beach… The post Chris Kluwe appeared…
February 21, 2025
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Three of Trump’s cousins say that the evil bonehead needs to go to prison
According to Timeless Magazine, Donald J.E. Trump, aka The Orange Shithead, is still the most hated man in the entire…
February 21, 2025
News and Satire Today
The FBI has a video of Trump stealing White House silverware
Ipso Facto News writer Sinclair Petaluma, said the FBI has surveillance video of Trump stealing silverware from the White House…