Friday

14-03-2025 Vol 19

Month: February 2025

MLB’s Robo-Umpires

MLB’s Robo-Umpires: The Machines Have Taken Over—And They’re Calling the Game Baseball Just Got a Firmware Update For over a…

The H-1B Visa Program Controversy

The H-1B Visa Program: Importing Cheap Labor, Exporting Common Sense From “Specialized Talent” to “Specialized Savings” How the H-1B Visa…

Politicians Continue to Argue

Breaking News: Politicians Continue to Argue, World Spins On Washington, D.C.— In an utterly predictable… The post Politicians Continue to…

Kash Patel’s First Hour as FBI Director

Kash Patel’s First Hour as FBI Director: A Masterclass in Crisis Management—or Stand-Up Comedy? The… The post Kash Patel’s First…

Mitch McConnell Retires

Mitch McConnell Retires: Nation Braces for Least Exciting Plot Twist in History Old Turtle Exits,… The post Mitch McConnell Retires…

Elon Musk vs. Mogensen (the Socialist Astronaut)

Elon Musk vs. The Socialist Astronaut: The Twitter Smackdown That Settled the Space Debate The… The post Elon Musk vs.…

Chris Kluwe

Is Chris Kluwe Kluweless? Former NFL “punter” Chris Kluwe was arrested during a Huntington Beach… The post Chris Kluwe appeared…

Three of Trump’s cousins say that the evil bonehead needs to go to prison

According to Timeless Magazine, Donald J.E. Trump, aka The Orange Shithead, is still the most hated man in the entire…

The FBI has a video of Trump stealing White House silverware

Ipso Facto News writer Sinclair Petaluma, said the FBI has surveillance video of Trump stealing silverware from the White House…

Charles Barkley says he drinks a case of Bud Light every day and adds F*ck da haters!

One of the greatest players to ever dribble a basketball, Charles Barkley, has said that he supports the LGBTQ community.…