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14-03-2025 Vol 19

Month: February 2025

‘Can Opener’ Opens Actual Can

The notorious ‘can opener’ bridge lived up to its name this morning as it was used to open an enormous…

Family’s Robot Vacuum Cleaner Found Guilty Of Terrorizing And Threatening Behavior

Robot Vacuum turns to the Dark Side. Vacuville, SD – A freaked out family of four has won its lawsuit…

The Great Musk Ox Migration To Come Directly Through The Fargo Area

Wear an anti-musk mask to avoid being overcome by the pungent odor from the beastly migrating oxen. Fargo, ND –…

West Fargo’s New Mask Strategy Is Basically To Not Upset Anyone By Imposing A Mask Mandate

Question: What is the mask strategy? Answer: To not do anything that would effectively slow the spread of the coronavirus.…

Punditic Thoughts On The Vice Presidential Debate

What really matters? Salt Lake City, Utah – Here are some important questions and answers regarding the October 7th Vice…

Fargo Man Enjoys Big Mac That’s Been In His Fridge For 30 Years

After 30 years, this Big Mac tasted almost as good as the day it was made. Fargo, ND – Mr.…