Month: February 2025
February 21, 2025
News and Satire Today
‘Can Opener’ Opens Actual Can
The notorious ‘can opener’ bridge lived up to its name this morning as it was used to open an enormous…
February 21, 2025
News and Satire Today
Family’s Robot Vacuum Cleaner Found Guilty Of Terrorizing And Threatening Behavior
Robot Vacuum turns to the Dark Side. Vacuville, SD – A freaked out family of four has won its lawsuit…
February 21, 2025
News and Satire Today
The Great Musk Ox Migration To Come Directly Through The Fargo Area
Wear an anti-musk mask to avoid being overcome by the pungent odor from the beastly migrating oxen. Fargo, ND –…
February 21, 2025
News and Satire Today
West Fargo’s New Mask Strategy Is Basically To Not Upset Anyone By Imposing A Mask Mandate
Question: What is the mask strategy? Answer: To not do anything that would effectively slow the spread of the coronavirus.…
February 21, 2025
News and Satire Today
Punditic Thoughts On The Vice Presidential Debate
What really matters? Salt Lake City, Utah – Here are some important questions and answers regarding the October 7th Vice…
February 21, 2025
News and Satire Today
Fargo Man Enjoys Big Mac That’s Been In His Fridge For 30 Years
After 30 years, this Big Mac tasted almost as good as the day it was made. Fargo, ND – Mr.…