Friday

14-03-2025 Vol 19

Day: March 9, 2025

Reading Books May Lead to Independent Thinking

Experts Warn That Reading Books May Lead to Independent Thinking A Shocking Discovery Shakes Educational Institutions In a startling announcement…

Local Man Claims Watching Reality TV Makes Him Qualified to Run for President

Local Man Claims Watching Reality TV Makes Him Qualified to Run for President Couch Potato Sets Presidential Ambitions In a…

Avocado Toast Prevents Home Ownership

Millennials Discover That Avocado Toast Actually Prevents Home Ownership Groundbreaking Research Shakes the Housing Market In a groundbreaking new study…

STEM Gender Crisis

The Great Science Gender Crisis: Why Girls Refuse to Explode Stuff in Labs The Shocking Discovery: Women Are Not Rushing…

Belfast, Tennessee

Belfast, Tennessee: Where Every Girl Wants to Be Hailey Welch (And Every Guy is Counting Their Blessings) Belfast Tennessee’s New…