Day: March 9, 2025
March 09, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Reading Books May Lead to Independent Thinking
Experts Warn That Reading Books May Lead to Independent Thinking A Shocking Discovery Shakes Educational Institutions In a startling announcement…
March 09, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Local Man Claims Watching Reality TV Makes Him Qualified to Run for President
Local Man Claims Watching Reality TV Makes Him Qualified to Run for President Couch Potato Sets Presidential Ambitions In a…
March 09, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Avocado Toast Prevents Home Ownership
Millennials Discover That Avocado Toast Actually Prevents Home Ownership Groundbreaking Research Shakes the Housing Market In a groundbreaking new study…
March 09, 2025
Satirical Journalism
STEM Gender Crisis
The Great Science Gender Crisis: Why Girls Refuse to Explode Stuff in Labs The Shocking Discovery: Women Are Not Rushing…
March 09, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Belfast, Tennessee
Belfast, Tennessee: Where Every Girl Wants to Be Hailey Welch (And Every Guy is Counting Their Blessings) Belfast Tennessee’s New…