Day: March 12, 2025
March 12, 2025
Satirical Journalism
America’s ‘Soup Kitchen’ Status Suspended
America’s ‘Soup Kitchen’ Status Suspended by the United Nations A Tragic Blow to Global Begging Rights NEW YORK CITY—In a…
March 12, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Government Shutdown 2025
Government Shutdown 2025: America’s Favorite New Reality Show Episode 1: “Survivor: Washington, D.C.” Welcome back to America’s Favorite Unscripted Political…
March 12, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Elon Musk’s Worst Day Ever
Elon Musk’s Worst Day Ever: A Stock Crash, a Cyberattack, and a Memoir Written in Meme Format The Rise and…
March 12, 2025
Satirical Journalism
How Confused is Netflix?
Netflix’s ‘One Hundred Years of Solitude’: America Finally Notices Magical Realism (After Running Out of Superhero Franchises) Netflix Discovers Colombia…
March 12, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Tariffs Are Just a Tool
Tariffs Are Just a Tool: Like a Hammer, a Wrecking Ball, or a Flamethrower WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move…