Month: March 2025
March 06, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Trump’s Greenland Speech
The Art of the (Greenland) Deal: Unpacking the Genius Behind Trump’s Greenland Speech The Icy Obsession In a move that…
March 06, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Egypt’s Plan to Save Gaza
Egypt’s “Thinking Outside the Pyramid” Plan to Solve Gaza Once and for All CAIRO — In an unprecedented display of…
March 04, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Billionaire Builds Spaceship Just to Get Out of Awkward Dinner Party Invitation
Billionaire Blasts Off to Space to Dodge Dinner Party—The Ultimate RSVP Decline! “Why decline politely when you can just leave…
March 03, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Hamas’s Reasons for Refusing the Peace Deal
When Peace Talks Turn into Comedy Sketches Hamas’s Dumbass Reasons for Rejecting the Biden-Harris Deal Gaza City (It’s NOT a…
March 03, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Trump Declares Himself ‘World’s Greatest President’ After Winning A Rigged Mar-a-Lago Golf Tournament
Trump, You’re Fired—From the Golf Course! Trump’s Latest Triumph Proves He’s Par for the Presidential Course Palm Beach, FL —…
March 03, 2025
Satirical Journalism
New App Translates Toddler Speak; Parents Still Pretend to Understand
New App: Toddlers’ Hidden Agendas Finally Revealed From Pancake Betrayals to Sarcasm, Parents Get the Real Story By Babette Chatterly,…
March 03, 2025
Satirical Journalism
AI Revolution: Taking Over Jobs, But Still Can’t Fold Laundry
AI Revolution: Stealing Jobs, But Still Can’t Fold Your Laundry! Silicon Valley, CA—In the heart of tech innovation, where robots…
March 03, 2025
Satirical Journalism
The Ultimate Hostage Negotiation Board Game
Hasbro Company: The Ultimate Hostage Negotiation Board Game Ceasefires, Diplomacy, and Dice Rolls! From Hostage Cards to Sudden Escalations: The…
March 02, 2025
News and Satire Today
Sales of the Tesla Motors police cars are hitting astronomical proportions
International Inquirer reporter Paco Tabasco, who is a close friend of gazillionaire Elon Musk, owner of Tesla Motors, reports that…
March 01, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Man Sets World Record for Most Unread Emails
A Journey of a Million Notifications Begins With One Ignored Email Man Sets World Record for Most Unread Emails, Declares…