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14-03-2025 Vol 19

Year: 2025

Joe Rogan Red Guards

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Cult Delusions

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Covid Miracle Cure!

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The Arboral Rearrangement Manifesto: A Guide to Planting Trees in Fictional Asses (Out of Respect)

“The Lorax tried to stop me from zooting canned oxygen, but I hit him with a spinning backfist like a…

New Housing Development Approved for Mingo Park

The Delaware Planning Commission has approved Manifest Destiny Fields, a controversial housing development planned for Mingo Park.  Riverwest Gapers, a…

What is a Dead Rat’s Midget’s Anus?

Ah, a question as old as time. Let us explore this query. Picture a dead rat as a city. Not…

Health Dept: Please Don’t Copulate on Mattress Behind Kroger

The Delaware Public Health District has asked residents not to copulate on the mattress behind Kroger on Route 23. Their…

‘Can Opener’ Opens Actual Can

The notorious ‘can opener’ bridge lived up to its name this morning as it was used to open an enormous…

Family’s Robot Vacuum Cleaner Found Guilty Of Terrorizing And Threatening Behavior

Robot Vacuum turns to the Dark Side. Vacuville, SD – A freaked out family of four has won its lawsuit…

The Great Musk Ox Migration To Come Directly Through The Fargo Area

Wear an anti-musk mask to avoid being overcome by the pungent odor from the beastly migrating oxen. Fargo, ND –…