Year: 2025
March 12, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Government Shutdown 2025
Government Shutdown 2025: America’s Favorite New Reality Show Episode 1: “Survivor: Washington, D.C.” Welcome back to America’s Favorite Unscripted Political…
March 12, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Elon Musk’s Worst Day Ever
Elon Musk’s Worst Day Ever: A Stock Crash, a Cyberattack, and a Memoir Written in Meme Format The Rise and…
March 12, 2025
Satirical Journalism
How Confused is Netflix?
Netflix’s ‘One Hundred Years of Solitude’: America Finally Notices Magical Realism (After Running Out of Superhero Franchises) Netflix Discovers Colombia…
March 12, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Tariffs Are Just a Tool
Tariffs Are Just a Tool: Like a Hammer, a Wrecking Ball, or a Flamethrower WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move…
March 11, 2025
Satirical Journalism
OpenAI’s Chain-of-Thought Monitoring
OpenAI’s Chain-of-Thought Monitoring: AI Now Overthinks Just Like You! The Brave New World of AI Overthinking For years, humanity has…
March 11, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Bienvenue to France
Bienvenue to France: An American’s Guide to Being Perpetually Confused “I moved to France for a better life!” That was…
March 11, 2025
Satirical Journalism
EU’s Empty Pockets Killed 100,000
The Great European Freeloader Fiasco: How the EU’s Empty Pockets Are Leading to Global Catastrophe By Ima Satirist The Blame…
March 11, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Government Subsidies and Junk Food Culture
The Great American Diet: How Your Tax Dollars Keep You Fat, Sick, and Wondering If Cheese Counts as a Vegetable…
March 11, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Mahmoud Khalil Returns to Gaza
Mahmoud Khalil Returns to Gaza, Immediately Files Customer Complaint Mahmoud Khalil, the Columbia University student-activist-turned-Gaza-deportee, finally arrived in his beloved…
March 10, 2025
Satirical Journalism
Secret Service Shoots Indiana Jones
Breaking News: Secret Service Foils Attempted White House Infiltration by Indiana Jones Impersonator Indiana Jones’s Treasure Hunt Gone Dead Wrong…