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The Delaware Planning Commission has approved Manifest Destiny Fields, a controversial housing development planned for Mingo Park.  Riverwest Gapers, a…

“The Lorax tried to stop me from zooting canned oxygen, but I hit him with a spinning backfist like a…

The Delaware Public Health District has asked residents not to copulate on the mattress behind Kroger on Route 23. Their…

Ah, a question as old as time. Let us explore this query. Picture a dead rat as a city. Not…

The notorious ‘can opener’ bridge lived up to its name this morning as it was used to open an enormous…

Robot Vacuum turns to the Dark Side. Vacuville, SD – A freaked out family of four has won its lawsuit…

Question: What is the mask strategy? Answer: To not do anything that would effectively slow the spread of the coronavirus.…

Wear an anti-musk mask to avoid being overcome by the pungent odor from the beastly migrating oxen. Fargo, ND –…

What really matters? Salt Lake City, Utah – Here are some important questions and answers regarding the October 7th Vice…