Friday

14-03-2025 Vol 19

Category: Satirical Journalism

OpenAI’s Chain-of-Thought Monitoring

OpenAI’s Chain-of-Thought Monitoring

OpenAI’s Chain-of-Thought Monitoring: AI Now Overthinks Just Like You! The Brave New World of AI Overthinking For years, humanity has…
Bienvenue to France

Bienvenue to France

Bienvenue to France: An American’s Guide to Being Perpetually Confused “I moved to France for a better life!” That was…
EU’s Empty Pockets Killed 100,000

EU’s Empty Pockets Killed 100,000

The Great European Freeloader Fiasco: How the EU’s Empty Pockets Are Leading to Global Catastrophe By Ima Satirist The Blame…
Government Subsidies and Junk Food Culture

Government Subsidies and Junk Food Culture

The Great American Diet: How Your Tax Dollars Keep You Fat, Sick, and Wondering If Cheese Counts as a Vegetable…
Mahmoud Khalil Returns to Gaza

Mahmoud Khalil Returns to Gaza

Mahmoud Khalil Returns to Gaza, Immediately Files Customer Complaint Mahmoud Khalil, the Columbia University student-activist-turned-Gaza-deportee, finally arrived in his beloved…
Secret Service Shoots Indiana Jones

Secret Service Shoots Indiana Jones

Breaking News: Secret Service Foils Attempted White House Infiltration by Indiana Jones Impersonator Indiana Jones’s Treasure Hunt Gone Dead Wrong…
Gen Z’s Journey into AI

Gen Z’s Journey into AI

AI vs. Gen Z: The Ultimate Job Market Showdown The Résumé Revolution: When AI Writes Your Cover Letter Better Than…
14 Books We Read…

14 Books We Read…

14 Books We Read This Weak… And We Regret It Deeply We at Bohiney are dedicated to the fine art…
SAG Bans Botox

SAG Bans Botox

SAG Declares War on Botox: Hollywood’s Ban ‘Frozen Faces’ to Save Laughter Hollywood’s Newest Outlaw? Your Own Forehead. In a…
Tom Brady’s Greatest Comeback

Tom Brady’s Greatest Comeback

Tom Brady’s Greatest Comeback: Rekindling Love Like It’s the Fourth Quarter Tom Brady and Irina Shayk have rekindled their romance…